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AIN'T GOT DICK OUTSIDE



R. Kimm



Dave: Geez, there’s the world-famous Billy B.

��Look, he’s pickin up an impact wrench.

��He’s actually workin! Can we watch?



Billy: Whatsa matter wit you guys?

��Can’t a guy call in sick once in a while/



Joe: There’s the famous Billy Barker.

��Whatsa matter -- real work get

��too hard for you to take?



Billy: Whatza fuck you talkin real worldboy?

��You don’ know shit ‘bout my life outside.



Dave: Yer life outside Bully! Ha!

��You ain’t got a life outside.



Billy: What you mean I ain’t got a life outside this place?

��Whatchyu think you know ‘bout my life on the outside?



Joe: Naw. Y’ain’t got no wife no kids. You got nuttin

��outside, Billy B.



Billy: How d’you know I ain’t got no wife no kids?



Dave: Cause ya never talked ‘bout no wife no kids

��the 3 years I been workin wif ya.



Billy: Don’t mean nuttin.



Joe: Yeah, ant if you wuz divorced, you’d be bitchin.



Billy: What you mean, I’d be bitchin if I was divorced?



Joe: Ah, we’d know about it. We’d hear ‘bout it.

��You’d be bitchin every two weeks come payday

��how much child support you gotta pay.



Billy: I’m famous on the outside. You guys don’ know nuttin.



Dave: You ain’t got dick outside, Billy.

��You ain’t nuttin.

��Dis yer fuggin home in here.

��You like it here, Billy.

��you don’ know what to do with yerself when yer outside.



Billy: (to me)

��Ah dis place sucks.

��You come in here,

��gotta put up witd dese

��clowns fer 8 hrs.

��They don’t know dick.




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