LIVING
This is what I call a photo-poem. I have taken all photos with a Minolta Dynax 300 Si, in different states of inebriation, on a Richter scale of 8 to 10, with film speeds from 100 to 800, depending on what I got, where. But they are mostly in 100 and 200 in Fuji and Kodak. IIIIIIIVVVIVIIVIIIIXXXIXIIXIIIXIVXVXVIXVIIXVIIIUNDERCURRENTS
This one is for Pranesh, who is grossly overweight, told my driver to mow down sundry motorcycles and rickshaws, and ultimately motivated the driver to hit the Finance Ministers car; I love you, sweetheart. Gotta Get Me a GunBrad WilkA barrel of a .38 wedged into the base of my neck; the hooded intruder nudged me into the bedroom. Rolling out a swivel chair from the computer desk he stuck the barrel in the small of my back, pressed down my shoulder and forced me to sit. By the only window in the L-shaped bedroom, he opened the dresser, snatched a pair of dotted briefs from the draw and stuffed them into my mouth. Yanking the phone off the night stand, he ripped the cord from the jack and wound it around my head and waist, until every bit was used. Much better he said, pulling on the cord, kissing my cheek, You talk too much and I dont like talk, talk makes me nervous When he left the room I tried to squirm free but the cord was too tight, digging into the skin of my bare arms, not giving an inch. Pushing off the bed post with a free foot I rolled towards the window and tried screaming for help but the only cry was in my head, a muffled, pitiful moan that nobody would hear. I rolled back to my previous spot, not wanting to raise suspicion. I tried to think, to somehow develop a plan: my gut felt impending death: it sensed he was near the end of whatever crazy thoughts had piled up in his head and I felt I had to do something or he would unload on my head, my chest and God knows where else. I heard, Please no, please dont do this coming from the living room. So absorbed with escaping, I had forgotten about Hannah. Am I man? What about youre woman? I made another futile attempt to break free of the cord, then, intent on doing something; I guided my way into the living room using the tips of my toes. In the living room, everyone was there: my buddies, my parents, my closest relatives and of course my girlfriend Hannah. Surprise, they screamed as Hannah jumped on my lap and gave me a wet kiss on the cheek. Very funny I mumbled through the underwear, You got me good But all I could think about was buying a gun, something small and effective, just in case, because I hated surprises and that feeling of helplessness I felt just moments before.
EvilDr. Deborah FerBer
Evil travels quickly
Slowly moving closer Remains are never found
Lets Get CrazyEd Bowers I was eating in a cheap restaurant and reading the newspaper the other day when I happened upon an article about a man from Japan who went over to Thailand, or some other country, and made the acquaintance of a woman who was an art student, and then stabbed her to death. My food had not yet arrived, so I concentrated on the little bowl of soup that came with the entrĀe, then returned to my article. It seems that the man was not content with stabbing the woman to death, but then went on to eat her. When the authorities apprehended him, they put him in jail. But his father was an extremely wealthy and influential Japanese corporate executive, and pulled strings to have his son extradited to Japan, where he spent fifteen months in a mental hospital and then was released with no strings attached. I found this amusingly ironic, since I know a lot of people who have spent fifteen years in jail for committing victimless crimes whose sole motive was so that they could survive. But the story continued as my food arrived. When the corporate executives son got out of the mental hospital, he wrote a book about eating the woman hed killed. He said that the taste of her body was more exquisitely delicious than anything hed ever eaten before, and could only be compared to the flavor and texture of raw tuna. After the book was published, it became a best seller, and the author went on to write five more pot boilers that went off the charts in popularity. He then procured a job with a magazine writing restaurant reviews, and is considered the golden boy of the avant garde art crowd in Japan. I have to had it to Japan. Its such a little country, but its polite humility when confronted with a super power, allows them to bow in respect, and take Americas lead every time. What we have here is an international short person complex, where the little country is inspired to show the big one that it can surpass it in all categories of human endeavor, be it for good or evil. I finished my food and left the newspaper on the table. Later that evening, I was drinking at a bar, when an American Indian alcoholic prostitute Ive known for years, walked up to me, kissed me on the ear, and again asked me to take her home, so that she could have a base of operations to work out of, while she plyed her trade on the street. This woman, who is nothing but trouble, suddenly looked good to me. Listen, I said to her, I am a writer, and since Im in San Francisco, I am forced to read my material in public exhibitions that have been designed to be as annoying as possible. Id prefer that people would just stay home and read my stuff, but publishing being the way it is, and people not having the time, or perhaps even the ability to read anymore, I must make a public jackass out of myself in order to communicate my work, so I have an idea. You and I go into the avant garde art business together. I advertise a poetry reading where, while I read my work, you give head to every man and woman in the place. Given the sexual maturity of this city, which is on the level of the thirteen tear old boy who sniffs glue as a hobby, and blows up frogs for fun, we should get about five hundred people at each reading. Now this is the good part. We charge them two hundred dollars a piece to get it. Then after the reading is finished, I take a machete, and chop off one of your fingers, cook it in a microwave over with a little butter and garlic, and eat it in front of a sexually satiated audience. We do this show ten times,until we run out of fingers. It is then that we go on to your toes, and do ten more shows. You do have ten toes dont you? The overhead on this, if youll excuse the expression, will be minimal, and by the time you run out of fingers and toes, and your mouth feels as if it has been forced to play the harmonics for a hundred years, we will both be rich and can retire as famous artists. But we have to take a non-nuptial agreement, that is one of us dies before the other, the money goes to the surviving party. Given the fact that you are insistent upon pursuing the role of a typical American Indian suicide, and that I have not seen you sober one day in four years, except once when you confessed to me all the lies youve ever told, with your new found wealth, youll probably drink yourself to death in six months. But its all good, because I will take our money and continue to spread the poetic movement we started throughout the world, in your name. Ill even write a book about you, and the taste of your fingers and toes. She stared at me, then said, A lot of people around here think that youre on LSD, and now I know you are. On the contrary, I replied, I dont even smoke pot anymore, because it causes me not to be able to remember my dreams. Reality, however, is constantly interfering with me, in ways that drugs never did. Now why dont you just go over to the lonely guy sitting at the end of the bar, and ask him for a date, and while youre at it, inquire as to whether he would like to hear a poem while he is getting jacked off. I went back to my drink, and the American Indian alcoholic left to ply her trade. I havent seen her around lately. Too bad she didnt take me up on my offer. But then, there are winners and losers in this world, and the losers never take advantage of a winning proposition when they see it.
Christ went to the wrong planetScott C. Holstad
there are no fucking miracles ALL THINGS CONSIDEREDJoseph KlippleThe news stunned Clancy when he heard it on his car radio while driving home from work: Sheriffs deputies are dragging Jenkins Reservoir for the body of Vera Huddleston who apparently drowned after falling from the bass boat of her former husband, retired firefighter Sam Huddleston. The woman is said to be a resident of Wilmington, Delaware. The much-decorated Huddleston has operated an aquarium manufacturing firm here since he retired from the fire department on disability in 1992.... The announcement took Clancy back thirty years to when he was first married and the Huddlestons lived down the block. Youve heard? Millicent asked when he walked in the door. Just the radio bulletin. What was she doing around here? I asked Beth. She said she thought Vera was making overtures. Wanted to get back with Sam. Clancy couldnt imagine that. The two men were never more than acquaintances, but he admired Sam greatly and thought what a shame it was for him to have an albatross like Vera. No man would volunteer for the same torture a second time, not even a genuine hero like Sam who had saved three lives in fires. Why would he give her the time of day? Probably couldnt avoid her. Beth said she showed up at the fish show, the one they hold every year to benefit some childrens disease. Sams always an exhibitor. Millicent never liked Vera--mostly because she was an incessant talker who was always ready with an unkind word--but Beth, who lived next door in those early days, worked hard to be everyones friend. When Vera moved to Wilmington after the divorce, Beth kept in touch. What were they doing out at Jenkins? he asked. I thought she hated fishing, always bitching that he liked bass better than he liked her. Maybe she was trying to show him she had changed, Millicent said. Its something a desperate woman would do. She probably wore out her welcome at Wilmington and didnt have anywhere else to turn. After dinner, Clancy sat for a while in front of his own aquarium, watching the guppies warily on guard against the red wagtails from the safety of the water weeds. He thought about the times he had spent in Sams showroom admiring the huge multileveled and grottoed tanks which were trademarked Huddleston designs and which had become such a rage among affluent yuppy fish fanciers. Huddlestons own home was said to have a two-storied tank encircled by a stairway. Clancy knew, of course, that it wasnt something hed ever buy for himself. Millicent the collector couldnt spare the space. She already had too many cabinets filled with figurines. He cut the musing short, deciding he needed a good nights sleep. As the medical examiner, hed be required to do an autopsy when they found the body, and he wanted to be well rested for that chore. They brought her in the next afternoon. Aside from a few abrasions caused by the grappling hooks, Vera looked like the usual drowning victim that hadnt been too long in the water. She was wearing one of Sams old fire department sweatshirts and a pair of what were probably his jeans which had been rolled up at the cuffs. Clancy noticed with more curiosity than emotion that she had aged considerably since hed seen her last and had put on enough weight so that Sams jeans were almost snug around her waist.Broderick, the deputy who had brought the body in, was eager to give Clancy the details. Huddleston hadnt left the scene once during the search. He was very distressed, blaming himself over and over for not insisting she wear a life vest, Broderick said. She apparently refused and I gather she was a hard woman to make do much of anything. Clancy nodded at the truth of that. Millicent had guessed right about why they were at the lake. Huddleston said he hadnt seen her in years when she showed up, begging him to take her back, Broderick said. He told us that wasnt in the cards, even though she was acting nicer than he could ever remember. He took her to his house because she didnt have any money or any place to stay. He said she was the one who suggested they go fishing, as a way of showing how shed changed. I gather she never cared for it before. They headed out straight-aways, so they could be on the water at first light, and he was attaching a lure to his rod when he heard a splash. She was gone when he looked around. Doesnt think she ever surfaced. He tried to find her, of course, the officer said. Hes still as brave as they make em, but he had no luck, so he called us. Clancys examination established drowning as the cause of death. He walked his report over to the office of Sheriff Grasskopf. The sheriff wondered if Vera could have jumped from the boat intentionally, perhaps confident that her ex-husband would rescue her. Or was she desperate enough to end her life in a way that would forever torment Huddleston? Clancy told the sheriff there was nothing in the evidence to support either scenario. They had agreed to declare the drowning accidental when young Renfrow, a gung-ho officer who drove everybody up the wall, burst into the sheriffs office and made the flat-out assertion that Huddleston had killed his ex on purpose. Renfrow had been a good uniform deputy, but making detective went to his head. Clancy was a little sorry for the fellow. He knew the sheriffs feelings bordered on contempt. Youre claiming that Sam held her head under water out there in the lake? the sheriff asked. Not there, Renfrow said. In that big tower of a fish tank in his house. Come off it, said the sheriff. Thats the craziest thing Ive heard. That tanks got a top on it. Ive been there and seen it. Sure, Renfrow said, but the lid comes off for cleaning, which Huddleston seems to have been doing that night. You questioned him? Learned that from his cleaning lady. Oh? I had a hunch, so I check out the neighborhood and learned of the scream the woman next door heard after midnight. She thought it came from a party the college kids were having across the street. They get boisterous on Friday nights. I looked into that. The party ran late. One fellow remembers seeing Huddleston leave with the boat sometime after three. He said he thought Huddleston was alone. It was dark, of course, and the fellow wasnt exactly sober. Moren likely drunk as hell, the sheriff said. So I rang Huddlestons door chime Renfrow said. Mabel, his cleaning lady, answered. She was using a wet vacuum to soak up water from the carpet on the second floor landing at the top of the tank. Real squishy. Hold on, the sheriff said. Did you identify yourself as a deputy? No need to. Shes known me for years. And you just moseyed on inside? Without asking permission or saying why you were there? No need for that, either. Shed heard the news, but decided to go to work anyway, since it was her regular day. Has her own key. She said Huddleston must have been cleaning the tank. I asked if that ever caused spills. She said sometimes, but this was worse than usual. There was something that looked like seaweed on the carpet, and a little dead fish like a guppy. Clancy felt sympathy for the woman, having mopped up his own tank-cleaning messes several times. I climbed the stairway and noticed the water seemed to be about a foot below the top of the tank, Renfrow said. I asked about that and Mabel said sometimes Huddleston removed water to mix in chemicals. I wondered if he usually left the job unfinished. She said he must have been interrupted. Then I found Veras clothing laid out on a chair in the bedroom. They were dry. And why shouldnt they be? Clancy heard exasperation in the sheriffs voice. I think they got wet when he drowned her, and he dried them in the clothes dryer. We should get a search warrant and check out the lint trap. A search warrant? the sheriff exploded. Wheres your probable cause? All you got is suspicions based on an unauthorized search. Theres the scream, Renfrow objected, and what the student saw. And that would have been the time to ask for a warrant. Not after you stomped around illegally in your presumed crime scene. Didnt you ever hear of the Fourth Amendment? We could at least bring him in for questioning. About what? You want me to humiliate one of the finest, bravest men any of us have ever known by asking him if he lured his former wife up to where he was pretending to clean his fish tank so he could grab her by surprise, up-end her and hold her under water until her breathing stopped. Giving her time for only one scream which more than likely came from a drunk coed. Give me a break. The sheriff swallowed hard. Renfrow, this is an order. Back off. If you ever had a case, which you dont, you messed it up with your unprofessional shenanigan. Were settling this matter the way it should be. Accidental drowning. As soon as he left the sheriffs office, Clancy wondered if he should have said something. He thought that he might have, had it been someone other than the cocky Renfrow making the case, and if the entire affair hadnt been so clouded by memories of the old times and his personal feelings about the people involved. Then, too, he didnt have enough scientific knowledge of tropical fish to know if any of them might survive in Carolina waters. Aquarium owners were always dumping fish they no longer wanted in lakes and streams. He supposed some of the fish adapted, so you couldnt say for sure where a particular one came from. He hadnt thought it significant enough to include in the autopsy report.
There was really only one thing for him to do. When he got back to his office, he removed a small plastic bag from the refrigerator, carried it to the bathroom and emptied it into the toilet, flushing away the little blonde guppy he had removed from Veras trachea.
Exit WoundsScott C. Holstad
Yet serpents slither behind Your eyes As the Moon rises in Hell You blow kisses at the Dead Indescribable. Met my match At long last. Zyprexa Risperdal Dont need the pain ones Although a friend is taking 160mg of Methodone per dose throughout the day The arms not pockmarked, Merely scarred with ribbons Of knives We live this life as though We were already amongst The dead And Perhaps We are
AWAKENINGby Michel Sauret
Chapter 1My eyes burst open like windows desperately trying to draw in fresh air. I wake up gasping, a sound resembling a choked off scream. My lungs heave, sucking thinly and wheezing. Suddenly, all at once, in a rush of a condensed breath, my chest expands to the farthest stretch of my skin. A moment ago I felt like I was suffocating, or worse yet drowning on internal liquids, my lungs filled to the brim in fluid. Now all I can manage is a ration of slow and deep breaths.Long, dripping streams of sweat run from my face, reaching down the entire length of my body. My shaggy hair clings to my forehead like a wet mop. I wipe my face with my long sweatshirt sleeve, but even my clothes are drenched. It takes me a moment to realize that Im lying on a softly carpeted ground. I look around and notice that Im occupying the center stage in front of the altar inside of St. Regis Church. What seem like hundreds of faces look back at me with curious expressions, tainted by shock. An old man with a cane is shaking terribly, his cane rattling a droned vibration on the floor. He swallows hard. A lady no younger than him presses her hand on his shoulder, and he manages to hold the cane still. The church falls to silence. A swarming headache screams from within my skull. It drills inside of my head, filling my blurring vision with streaks of light. My vision stammers, and Im about to collapse back down to the ground, when suddenly my whole body convulses in a twitch. The crowd of people jumps at the motion, startled by it. I blink once, then again, squeezing my face tightly each time. A second passes and a blur warps my vision for an instant, then it goes back to normal. My heart pounds at my chest from within as if it were trying to get out. Terror strikes me, accompanied hand-in-hand by confusion. How did I get up here? I try to sit up a little, and for a second the headache takes a step up in its blurring effects like a carnival ride spinning faster and faster. All the while my breaths become only heavier and deeper. With each breath, my chest expands and contracts in heavy pumps. I cough up a nasty burst of air, and swirls of saliva escape along with it. The entire front row of people is still, and I assume the same follows with the rows behind. They all watch me intently with open eyes and dropped jaws. There isnt a single stir of movement anywhere. Hundreds of eyes just stare at me as if they were watching some horrible disaster. A few people are holding one another, and small children embrace their mothers as tightly as they can. Their faces are mixed up. Some are blank, while others cant seem to contain their terror. A small child with short curly hair begins to cry, cutting away from the silence. His mother holds him tighter, trying to shush him. Its a soothing hush that leaves her lips, powerful even within its own quivering fright. Over my right shoulder is the priest, wearing a colorful tunic and clutching a heavy Bible to his chest. His expression is no different from the rest. As I turn to get a better look at him, he takes a frightened step backwards, almost tripping over the gown- or whatever- that drapes down to his feet. His round eyeglasses are poised on his nose at a crooked angle. His lips and jaw tremble. This makes his glasses twitch a little on his nose. What just happened? Why am I the center of their complete, undivided attention? Inside of my body, my stomach and intestines churn as if trying to disentangle themselves from one another. Theyre twisted in a knot that even a boy-scout would have trouble meddling with. Through all this, I havent moved much more than my waist. Here and now, all I want is to walk back to my seat (or better yet, run out), but I just cant bring myself to stand to my feet. Now think. Since you cant move, at least try to think. Start with what you know.
Today is Sunday. I know that much just by looking around. Among the crowd, I spot out my Grandma who I came with today, just like all the past Sundays. She, like the rest, stares at me in a motionless gaze. As we walked with quick steps, our breaths condensed into warm clouds. Winter still lingers outside. It doesnt care that were now in April, and that it shouldve been replaced by spring by now. Clumps of dirty snow still grip the ground outside here and there, mocking us with their ugly presence. As always, this morning we were late. I held the door open for Gammy to get her inside quicker. Thank you, Jeremy. Youre such a gentleman, shed said as she gently plucked the gloves off her hands, finger by finger. We walked inside the church, scrubbing our dirty feet on the mat, and shook off the last shreds of cold that clung to our clothes. Walking up the center isle in search of a seat for two, I could sense their eyes watching us. Faces and necks turned to follow our steps. I heard whispers, and the hair on the back of my neck stood on ends. I shot a gleaming stare over my shoulder, where suddenly a conversation stopped. The priest, who had already begun the service, offered a meek smile at us. He waited for us to find our seats, and then he went on. He and Gammy exchanged a glance; he nodded his head, and then began to chant a few words. He spoke a few phrases, and the crowd responded. The good thing about coming here late is the reward of a shorter mass. Then the priest preached the word of the Lord as he calls it, and I leaned back in my seat. I looked around, watching this lost audience speak in unison. The Gospel according to... -whoever. I didnt care. Really I wasnt even paying attention. Instead my mind began its wandering, searching for something better to entertain my thoughts. In the next isle over to my left I saw a smoking-gorgeous brunette with her legs crossed. Her skin was somewhat pale, but the smooth surface of it allowed for streaks of light to be reflected off them. I followed the trace of light from her toes up to her thighs. Covering her thighs, she wore a tight miniskirt that was small enough to be stuffed in ones mouth, which could be quite handy if you were in the process of role-playing. She had taken off her coat and set it down to her side, revealing a skimpy, white tank top that showed off a mouthful of cleavage and a pair of visible, piercing nipples. How girls can pull off wearing so little clothes when its barely thirty degrees outside, Ill never understand. But they seem to know exactly what theyre doing. Especially Catholic girls. They have a way of pulling just the right strings, and flicking on all the obvious switches. She looked over at me and gave me a quick smile. Her bleach white teeth gleamed between her lips as if she knew what I was thinking. I winked at her, and she looked away with an even bigger smile. She pinched on the edges of her skirt and pulled it down a little.
Tease. I think I still have her number somewhere, maybe in one of my drawers. Who knows- who cares. Not like Im going to call her. She was a spur of the moment type of thing. There was no passion or love in it. I just wanted to have fun, and she seemed more than willing to help out. Really, Tara was no more than a rebound girl. Just two days earlier my ex, Megan Scott, had dumped me. We should see other people, or some other shit along that line, she had said. She was always looking for other people, even when we were together. So were through? I had asked her, picking at something under my fingernails. You can still call me, was her answer. Yeah, I probably wont. Then Friday night, there she was at my house with all her friends, holding one of the many beers that she would down that night. I saw her looking at me, so I looked away. I looked for a good score, a pretty lady, and a little fun for the night. After all, it had been her idea to look elsewhere. I knew how Megan would react if she saw me hitting on Tara. I knew exactly the face she would make. Pinched lips and slivered eyes. An obvious expression of jealousy. I didnt even have to look back to see that I was right. I flirted with Tara, offered her a drink, and minutes later we were up in my room.
Between Megan and me, this was our fourth break up. Honestly, I dont want to deal with her anymore. Hopefully by hearing me scream Taras name, she would get the message straight and clear. In the end, I knew I was doing nothing more than playing the game according to her rules. And thats all I can remember. Having thought back to all that hasnt cleared anything up. Im just as confused as before, and now angry because of it. My face flushes with heat. Again, I look at the crowd dumfounded, hoping to draw in any clue that theyre willing to give me. None. Everyone is still the same immobilized statue they were before. Struggling, I stand up, and turn to the priest. He takes another frightened step backwards, and holds on to his huge Bible even tighter. I gulp a thick chug of saliva, which feels thick and curdy in my throat. The priests jaw stammers, emitting cut off sounds that arent even half words. Wearily, in a soft voice I ask, Whats going on? My voice sounds childish and slightly immature. It sounds so innocent and scared. A silent moment passes and I feel like screaming at the top of my lungs. Finally, he works up the courage to speak and, in a soft enchanted voice, he whispers, You...You flew.
ArchaeologyKurt MacPhearson Tattered remnants lurking in the heart of a dig, bones lain in fetal position beside pottery shards. The life I have lived may one day be read by the same methods. But will the scholar know of the crimes, the love lost, horrors visited in the dark of my dreams? Could they be broken down, a linear map that would somehow make sense of my existence and locate the point where I went wrong? GlossaryKurt MacPhearson Choices dictionary pages infinite things I could have done but blind temptation ruled the soul and control of limbs were given to drink If I had one sand of the glass to open the mind's book and take a random stab And definition under the finger might have shed light on what I'd been doing. FlowersKurt MacPhearson Scraps of paper perfumed tears and wilted petals strewn across the floor are all that's left of what I've brough home |