An Abecedarian
Chris Volkay
Airplanes, buildings colliding
dead earthlings frying.
G-men hunt Islamic Jihad,
keep lying mightily.
Never offering proper quotes.
Religion,
Superstition,
Theology
uniformly validate world xenophobia,
yucky zealots.
ONE MILLION YEARS
Chris Volkay
1 million years
from dimly lit
barren caves with
clay walls to
dimly lit
barren caves
with
cyber walls.
Prog
s r
s e
NINE TOED MAN
Chris Volkay
This little piggie went to market.
This little piggie stayed home.
This little piggie had roast beef.
This little piggie got religion.
Washing little piggie won’t do.
Filing, sandblasting, nothing works.
Hack off little piggie with
hacksaw.
Time honored medical procedure. Before
contamination,
seeping infections,
rolling gangrene,
howling delusion,
glowing rivers of rage.
Nine toed man,
hobbled
but
alive.
I’M HAPPY NOW
Chris Volkay
Lonely
Afraid
Detached
Sniveling nonentity
Chosen one
His pet
His fav
His bodaciously bouncy prom date
Superior
Separation from inferior
Division
Tribalism
Nationalism
Sexism
Racism
All isms
Your land
Your money
Your virgins
Your life
I’m happy now.
I JUST LOVE THEM SO
Chris Volkay
Contrary to popular mythology
people are
shallow
base
self-absorbed
idiotic beyond idiocy
corrupt, vile, sniveling
whimpering, whining
mind-numbingly, bone-jarringly
will-to-live crushingly
putrid, diseased, pus inducing
maggoty scum.
Nonetheless
we must have them in our lives.
And so god
I JUST LOVE THEM SO.
THE PARANORMAL CAFE
Chris Volkay
“Yes sir, right this way”
he hands you the expansive
cosmic menu. What’s your
pleasure?
Delusions du jour?
Fantasies Florentine?
Grandiosity au gratin?
Welcome to the paranormal cafe.
Ghosts, UFO’s, spontaneous combustions
done to perfection.
Fortune tellers, psychics, astrologers
master chef Henri’s(pronounced ON-REE) specialties sir.
In kitchen health inspector discovers E Coli,
black plague, bats in belfry, vermin
cockroaches, vultures,
hyenas, coyotes, rats.
“Quick, run for your lives”
inspector shrieks to patrons.
“Haa haa haa haa haa haa,
garcon, we’ll have the “Rats Rockefeller.”
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