My lunchtime dream:
Rito sat, eating a burrito smothered
with potato chips while he waited
for Deep Blue to make its next move.
Would he win? Are burritos phat and
low-fat all at the same time? Duh.
The burrito had replaced the
Apple as janets favorite food.
As the Chicago Bulls won again, jordan explained, "
Rito is great to have after the game. My
prediction: the veterans will
return next year only if Rito comes back."
Yup, thought Rito as he
checkmated Deep Blue, Im hotter than David
Duchovny.


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