I heard in the local news the other day
that women want to start going topless
in public--
if men can do it, why can’t they?
there seems to be a slight confusion
concerning anatomical differences here,
but, that’s the gender-oriented mentality
of women’s lib fanatics;
judging people by their sex
they can walk around half-dressed if they want,
but if a guy leers or makes lewd comments,
they scream 'harassment’
so, of course, walking around topless
will completely solve the problem...
by that logic, maybe one day
we’ll all be able to pee standing up
