poem Helium Addiction, a poem about stealing a compressed Helium truck and leaving the country so you could do Helium hits all the time, By Chicago Poet and performance artist Janet Kuypers, Job poem, welding poem, cars poem, truck driving poem, license poem, open road. poem, Helium poem, California poem, Maine, poem, cylinders poem, precious cargo poem, Arizona poem, New Mexico poem, Texas poem, Oklahoma poem, Missouri poem, Illinois poem, Indiana poem, Ohio poem, erratic poem, driving poem, excited poem, warning poem, seat cover poem, hotties poem, Michigan poem, country poem, family poem, friends poem, world poem

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of Kuypers reading this poem 1/2/13 at the Café Gallery in Chicago (from the Canon camera)

See YouTube video
of Kuypers reading this poem 1/2/13 at the Café Gallery in Chicago (from the Sony camera)

See YouTube video
of Kuypers reading 5 Periodic Table of Poetry” poems 1/2/13 at the Café Gallery in Chicago (from the Canon camera), including this poem

See YouTube video
of Kuypers reading 5 Periodic Table of Poetry” poems 1/2/13 at the Café Gallery in Chicago (from the Canon, w#&047; Threshold filter), including this poem

See YouTube video

of Kuypers reading 5 Periodic Table of Poetry” poems 1/2/13 at the Café Gallery in Chicago (from the Sony camera), including this poem

See YouTube video

of Kuypers reading 5 Periodic Table of Poetry” poems 1/2/13 at the Café Gallery in Chicago (from the Sony, w/ Posterize filter), including this poem

See YouTube video
of Kuypers hosting the open mic 1/2/13 at Gallery Cabaret’s the Café Gallery in Chicago, plus this periodica table poem

See YouTube video 6/24/16 of Janet Kuypers reading 3 Periodic Table poems (that somehow all incorporate the concept somehow of sin), Hydrogen Cyanide, White Phosphorus & Helium Addiction at Georgetown’s Poetry Plus open mic (w/ a Canon Power Shot).

See YouTube video 6/24/16 of Janet Kuypers reading 3 Periodic Table poems (that somehow all incorporate the concept somehow of sin), Hydrogen Cyanide, White Phosphorus & Helium Addiction at Georgetown’s Poetry Plus open mic (this video filmed w/ a Sony camera).

Helium Addicition
Janet Kuypers
from the “Periodic Table of Poetry” series (#002, He)
12/30/12
Since I lost my job welding cars,
I thought I’d get my truck driving license
And make my money on the open road.
So when I applied for the truck driving job
for moving compressed Helium from California
to Maine, they asked if I could drive a truck...
When I said I could, they gave me the keys —
and the truck’s a beaut, with a bed
of nine cylinders of that precious Helium.
I hear there’s only so much Helium on Earth,
so I really had some precious cargo to haul.
Now, since I love driving and know how to weld...
I rented the tools and bought the tubing,
and after Arizona I had my rig set up
so I could do Helium hits while on the road.
I mean, I had nine huge tanks of Helium,
all compressed, it was like worker’s comp. You
can always skim off the top, they won’t notice.
Now, this made New Mexico and Texas really fun,
and I ignored the winds sweeping down the plains
of Oklahoma when I had my Helium.
But after Missouri, through Illinois, Indiana, Ohio,
the cops always pulled me over for erratic driving
(but I can’t let go of this Helium high!).
The cops would ask me for paperwork,
and I would happily comply. “You seem to be
driving erratically. Have you slept recently?”
“Yes sir, I’m just so excited, I love this job.”
And the cops looked at me funny before
writing me a warning and sending me on my way.
So I’d always look at my clock radio
and limit my Helium puffs to every time
I saw a good looking seat cover in a passing car —
but the hotties were few and far
between, so I’d check my clock radio
and puffed every seven minutes.
So when my Helium high subsided after only
seven seconds, and I still have seven states
before I could deliver my remaining Helium —
well, that’s when I drove north instead,
to go through Michigan, and leave my life —
and this country — with my precious.
And yeah, I’ll miss my family and friends,
but I’ve only scratched the surface
with my nine lives of Helium, and really,
that Helium high is really worth the world.

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