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eating slices of white bread

Janet Kuypers
10/20/15

I know, I know, I heard
that the University I went to
(because of it’s sheer size)
was supposed to have
the largest Greek system.

Now, I have no way to check
if that was true or not, but
you’d think that with that many
fraternities and sororities
I’d have to pledge, but no,

I was a little more interested
in not being like everyone else,
and not finding a family of girls
when all I wanted to do was avoid
the idea of a family altogether.

But I do have to admit,
with that many fraternities
there were a lot of places
with a lot of liquor that were
willing to liquor up us girls.

My best friend was in a frat that was
spitting distance from my dorm,
so I’d go to their frat parties a lot.
And I don’t know, maybe I don’t get
the bond that frat boys feel,

but at this frat house’s parties,
they always made a point
at some point in the night to play
the Elton John song “Crocodile Rock.”
When this song started,

all the guys from that frat
would rush to their living room &#$047;
mock dance floor and start dancing
with each other like gymnastics, like
some totally nonsensical hazing thing.

They’d do somersaults, they’d lock
hands and feet with another frat guy
and do tumbling rolls across the floor
and at the time, it was the strangest
thing I’d ever seen grown men do.

Whenever I was at a party there
with my friend and that song started,
we’d lock eyes, and then want to hide
(you now, before my frat friend
was asked to join the gymnastics).

We’d make sure we each had beer
and then we’d go to the only place
we though was safe 𔄤 the back
of the basement in their industrial
kitchen. We’d sit on stainless steel

countertops and eat generic slices
of white bread, not toasted, not
buttered, just industrial bread slices.
We were happy with our bread and beer,
waiting ‘til that song would end.


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