popular and useless
Janet Kuypers
5/17/18, posted in 5 tweets
a part of us wants to be famous
we want everyone to know us and love us
if I’m wrong, explain to me
the selfie stick
but think about it, the most popular things
I mean, more popular than people
are products
Coke
Harley
Kodak
Levi’s
Nike
even 7/11
all these things are so much more known
than you or me
all of these things are so popular
and they all have no substance
so, maybe the selfie stick makes sense
if we all want to be popular
if we all want to be famous
maybe we’ve learned how to take our cues
for being perfect
by being generic
and having
no substance at all
so, let’s go and start the show,
time to turn your camera toward yourself...
open your eyes wide
but don’t smile too hard —
so you can be wrinkle-free
and post that perfect picture
on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Pinterest
to show everyone
how on the surface
you’re picture-perfect
don’t bother looking
for anything under the surface
just inject botulism into your face
so you can’t even show expressions
because nothing’s too far for surface beauty...
you want to be known?
Then focus on your outside
and don’t worry about what’s inside at all.
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