Kerning, Ballots, and
Women’s Rights
Janet Kuypers
9/9/22
Graphic artists, with typesetting as
One of our begrudgingly used tools,
Don’t expect to hear their jargon
During women’s rights court battles.
But it’s beginning to look a lot like
Republicans will use any measure
To stop women, and all the people,
From fighting for their stolen rights.
Here’s the scoop: approaching three-
Quarters of a million people signed
An abortion rights petition* for a vote,
But word spacing, a term that we
Graphic artists & typographers call
“Kerning,” is now the sticking point
Republicans claim is the reason this
Crucial issue can’t be on the ballot.
Really. Word spacing. That’s the
Reason that you anti-abortion, anti-
Women’s rights republicans use.
There isn’t enough liquor to drink
That would make be believe this is
Your true excuse. It’s beginning to
Sound a lot like... desperation on
Your part to stop your unfair edicts
From being questioned by rationality.
For it’s beginning to feel a lot like
Tyranny, where a select few make
What they call “laws” to restrict the
World, and we’re supposed to just
Take it with no questions asked —
Are we a dictatorship? Are we a
Self-perpetuating autocracy in which
The working classes** have no say?
Well, the state of Michigan may try
Shrugging off the will of the people,
But battles pushed this to court. ***
Emergency complaints were filed
With the State Supreme Court: ****
If type was unreadable, then why did
so many read and sign the petition?
Courts believed, on the exact day I
Scribe these words, that yes, the words
Were there, and they should be read
By all who have the right to vote.
It’s beginning to sound a lot like
More of the same from people who
Don’t have the evidence to support
Their argument, so they sing a song
Of a side-story so that they can avoid
Talking about the real issue. Listen,
We’ve been talking about it all along.
You just haven’t listened.
* https://www.bridgemi.com/michigan-government/
735k-signed-abortion-rights-petition-how-word-spaces-may-keep-it-ballot
** Monty Python and Holy Grail. http://www.mit.edu/afs.new/
sipb/user/ayshames/Python/PEASANT.PYTHON
*** https://www.detroitnews.com/story/news/local/
michigan/2022/08/31/voting-rights-ballot-proposal-headed-court-
after-canvassers-deadlock-michigan-abortion-rights/7948041001/
**** https://www.politico.com/news/2022/09/
01/michigan-abortion-rights-ballot-0005457
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