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See YouTube video of Janet Kuypers reading her poem Somebody’s Scoring Somewhere (in the chapbook “Bases Loaded”) 4/26/15 (C) at Chicago’s 2015 Poetry Bomb (at Wrigley Field) filmed with a Canon Power Shot
video See this YouTube video 4/26/15 of the Janet Kuypers show “Bases Loadedpoetry at Wrigley Field for the 2015 Poetry Bomb in Chicago, of poems relating to baseball, including her poems “Entire Town’s Baseball Team”, “New to Chicago (2015 baseball edition)”, “Even Got to First Base”, “One, Two, Three Strikes You’re Out”, “Somebody’s Scoring Somewhere”, “Bases Loaded”, and “Young Dreams from a Potential Legend” (this video was filmed from a Panasonic Power Shot camera; posted on Facebook, Twitter, Linkedin, Pinterest, Instagram, and Tumblr). #janetkuypers #janetkuyperspoetryshow
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of Janet Kuypers reading her poem Somebody’s Scoring Somewhere live 4/29/15 at the open mic the Café Gallery in Chicago (Canon fs200)
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See YouTube video of Janet Kuypers reading her poem “Somebody’s Scoring Somewhere” 11/6/16 at “Recycled Reads” open mic, at a book store affiliated with the Austin Public Library (from a Canon Power Shot camera).
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See YouTube video of Janet Kuypers reading her poem “Somebody’s Scoring Somewhere (Seven Countries in Seven Days)” 11/6/16 at “Recycled Reads” open mic, at a book store affiliated with the Austin Public Library (video filmed from a Sony camera).
video Enjoy this YouTube video of Janet Kuypers reading her poems “Bases Loaded”, “Somebody’s Scoring Somewhere” (+ sharing 2015 Poetry BombBases LoadedWrigley Field show image), & “New to Chicago (2015 baseball edition)” from the Down in the Dirt video 9-12/23 book “Instant Karma” to close her “Poetic License 3/3/24 global open mic” through a Zoom meeting and a Facebook event page (video filmed from a Panasonic Lumix 2500 camera; posted on Facebook, Twitter, Linkedin, Pinterest, Instagram, and Tumblr). Also enjoy this as a Facebook live video stream filmed & streamed from a Samsung S9 camera with THE REAL GLITCH filter; on Facebook, Twitter, Linkedin, Instagram, and Tumblr. #janetkuypersbookreading #janetkuypers #janetkuyperspoetry #janetkuyperspoeticlicense

Somebody’s
Scoring
Somewhere

Janet Kuypers
4/24/15

I could walk into the bar “Sluggers”,
right across the street
from Chicago Cubs’ Wrigley Field...

I could walk into the bar
and talk to men there —
and if I said,

“If you work at it, I bet you could find
someone to really play ball with here.
Maybe you could swing that bat of yours

make it past first,
second and third base,
and you could score a home run.”

And if I said that to men
at a bar across the street
from an honored baseball field,

I’ll bet most of the men
wouldn’t be thinking of baseball at all.
Because that’s the way a man’s mind works:

everything can be reduced
to sexual conquests,
Get women too drunk to protest —

because if you get her
drunk enough, maybe
you can even score.

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If you think I’m kidding,
know that a study was done
of college-aged men recently,

they all seemed to agree
that “rape” was wrong,
but at the same time

upwards of two thirds of the men
planned to get a woman
drunk enough

that they could sexually
force themselves upon her.
What a way to score, boys —

because to you it doesn’t matter
how the women feel,
to you it only matters

who scores the most,
because in your mindset,
that’s who wins the game.


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