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See YouTube video of Janet Kuypers reading her poem Bases Loaded (in the chapbook “Bases Loaded”) 4/26/15 (C) at Chicago’s 2015 Poetry Bomb (at Wrigley Field) filmed with a Canon Power Shot video camera
video See this YouTube video 4/26/15 of the Janet Kuypers show “Bases Loadedpoetry at Wrigley Field for the 2015 Poetry Bomb in Chicago, of poems relating to baseball, including her poems “Entire Town’s Baseball Team”, “New to Chicago (2015 baseball edition)”, “Even Got to First Base”, “One, Two, Three Strikes You’re Out”, “Somebody’s Scoring Somewhere”, “Bases Loaded”, and “Young Dreams from a Potential Legend” (this video was filmed from a Panasonic Power Shot camera; posted on Facebook, Twitter, Linkedin, Pinterest, Instagram, and Tumblr). #janetkuypers #janetkuyperspoetryshow
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video Enjoy this YouTube video of Janet Kuypers reading her poems “Bases Loaded”, “Somebody’s Scoring Somewhere” (+ sharing 2015 Poetry BombBases LoadedWrigley Field show image), & “New to Chicago (2015 baseball edition)” from the Down in the Dirt video 9-12/23 book “Instant Karma” to close her “Poetic License 3/3/24 global open mic” through a Zoom meeting and a Facebook event page (video filmed from a Panasonic Lumix 2500 camera; posted on Facebook, Twitter, Linkedin, Pinterest, Instagram, and Tumblr). Also enjoy this as a Facebook live video stream filmed & streamed from a Samsung S9 camera with THE REAL GLITCH filter; on Facebook, Twitter, Linkedin, Instagram, and Tumblr. #janetkuypersbookreading #janetkuypers #janetkuyperspoetry #janetkuyperspoeticlicense

Bases Loaded

Janet Kuypers
4/25/15

You men talk about bases,
but this is how the bases
are supposed to go...

First base: you go out for drinks
and you make out standing
outside your car for far too long.

Second base: having sex.
Anywhere and any time. Because,
I mean, a girl has needs too.

Third base: that’s when
he spits out the words first.
“I love you.” And you’re caught

off guard, wait a minute,
you can’t say “I love you”
back unless you think

you could spend the rest
of your life with them,
unless you could see yourself

marrying them. So you
mentally stop, think about this,
you can’t make them wait

for over six seconds
like you’re doing right now,
so quick, what’s your choice.

That’s when it becomes so easy
to look up at them
and say, “I love you too.”

What’s fourth base? (Yeah, I think
you know where this is going.)
That’s when he takes you out to dinner,

the maître d’ seats you
at the best table in the house,
and before the appetizers come

he gets down on one knee,
pulls out a ring that’s far
too much diamond, and

asks for your hand in marriage.
Because boys, that’s how we
see the bases, and that’s how

you really hit a home run.


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