Our Excuses for
Celebrating
Janet Kuypers
5/5/19, written on
& for Cinco de Mayo
I think us Americans
look for any remote holiday
to use as a reason to celebrate
by drinking. Case in point,
let’s talk about Cinco de Mayo.
Technically it’s a celebration
of Mexico winning the
first battle of Puebla
over the French Empire —
and in Puebla, they have music,
art festivals, parades, and even
battle reenactments.
But it’s not nationwide,
because it would kind of be like us
celebrating the Battle of New Orleans.
What, you don’t know
off the top of your head
as an American (unless
you’re a history buff)
anything about this battle?
Well, it was the first battle
the U.S. won against Great Britain
during the war of 1812.
Yes, winning these battles
gave us real credit
as an actual country,
but we don’t go around
celebrating one date from one battle
by drinking a lot and celebrating.
The closest I’ve ever come
to celebrating anything in Mexico
was spending a few hours in Tijuana
one balmy afternoon with new-found
American drinking buddies —
where, after photographing
a small pony painted as a zebra,
we went to a few bars during the day
where waitstaff literally
poured tequila down my throat
and the other American girl there
insisted I dance the Macarena with her.
Now, I don’t do line dancing like that,
but maybe it was the free
watered down tequila the waitstaff
poured down my throat,
because that made it almost be
reason enough to celebrate.
And yeah, most Americans
don’t know why Cinco de Mayo
is even celebrated.
So no, that won’t make any difference
to the Americans who want
a reason to celebrate something
they choose to not understand.
But if you do want to revel
in this holiday just a little bit,
then raise a glass for a country
being able to fight for
their independence, and win.
Because that is something
we can all understand.
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