Quarrel over the
Constitution
Janet Kuypers
4/13/2019, on Thomas Jefferson
Day, for his birthday, 4/13/1743
Thomas Jefferson and John Adams, both
founding fathers of the United States,
were good friends, but they never agreed
on how the government should run.
They quarreled over the Constitution:
John thought it is a document that could bend
to change to the needs of the time. But
Thomas said no way, this is the Constitution,
it is there as a structure that does not bend.
But as I said, they were friends nonetheless,
until John Adams was president. And by 1800,
President Adams made the robust declaration
that it is illegal to say anything bad about
the President of the United States, and
the Federal government will get you
if you even think of committing this crime.
At this point, Jefferson was enraged, thinking
that there’s this little thing called freedom
of speech, and this is in direct violation of
anything this country is supposed to stand for.
So, when the next election came, Jefferson
had to run against Adams to get him out of
the presidency. So the two of them said
anything derogatory about the other to win.
Apparently because Jefferson would argue
for individual rights, Adams would say things
like, ‘voting for Jefferson is voting for murder,
or incest, because he thinks anyone can do
whatever they want.’ And Jefferson was stunned
that Adams would stoop so low, so he could
only retort with more bad talk about Adams.
Now keep in mind, these are founding fathers
that are acting like eighth graders, especially
when John Adams would say things like,
‘Jefferson has prostitutes shipped in from
overseas to have sex with all the time.’
And Jefferson’s response would be to go
to the newspaper to tell them that Adams
was actually a hermaphrodite, with both
make and female sex organs — and they
published this, Jefferson’s, words on record.
At this point, Adams thought fine, if he’s
playing dirty, let’s play, because Adams
then spread the word that Thomas Jefferson
was actually dead. Not point in voting for a
dead man for president, right? I mean, really,
the incumbent president’s campaigning
strategy is ‘vote for me; I’m alive’? Good call.
So, Jefferson found different ways to get him
back, like calling upon a hatchet man, James
Callender, to publish newspaper articles about
Adams, that he wants to go to war with France.
(Yes, this was published.) And yes, Jefferson
won, but Adams thought before he left that
he would appoint into offices below him a
lot of people who vehemently oppose everything
Jefferson stands for. (Which might be a proper
statement of how politicians can get things
done while dealing with people with opposing
views, but really, who am I to judge.)
So, near the end of Jefferson’s first term as
President, his daughter died. Abigail Adams,
(John’s wife), felt bad, even though they had
their differences, so she wrote a sympathy
letter to Thomas Jefferson. And Jefferson
responded, saying ‘that was very kind of you,
thank you, but while I have you here, John
tried to ruin my presidency, so I truly only
feel bad will toward you. (Jefferson probably
wanted to use a lot of expletives, but I
don’t have the original letter, so I can’t confirm
his true words.) Keep in mind that maturity
level of these two founding fathers, who were
consecutive Presidents of the United States.
So, Abigail said to John, ‘that’s it. Thomas
Jefferson is dead to us.’
And a decade went by, them not speaking
to each other, until another founding father,
Benjamin Rush, told Adams to let is pass,
we shared those glorious 1776 days together,
those starting-the-country times were magical,
so John Adams fondly reflected on the times
with Tommy Jeff*, decided to write a letter.
Very general. ‘Hey, we haven’t talked in while,
How are you doing? I — I miss you. I Hope
that you’re doing okay.’ Jefferson got this
letter, thinking of his once friend, Johnny Ads,*
and wrote a cordial letter back, after ten years.
And they kept writing each other, and they
realized they had a lot more in common.
By the end of their lives, they had exchanged
158 letters. These two were friends again.
And by 1826, John Adams is on his death bed,
and his last words were, ‘independence
forever.’ They didn’t know this, but they both
died on the same day, July 4th, 1826. The 50
year anniversary of them signing the
declaration of Independence. Which seems
like the perfect ending for a tumultuous
and insanely groundbreaking, friendship.
* slang from Season 2, Episode 8 of the television show “Drunk History”
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